Bài văn Tiếng Anh

Trong 1 trường trung học ở Mỹ,1 giáo viên dạy văn nói chuyện với 1 giáo viên khác:"Tui ko thể chịu nỗi sao lại có đứa học trò như thế này" chuyện là tui có ra 1 bài làm là hãy kể 1 câu chuyện ngắn bằng tiếng anh, rồi nó kể 1 câu chuyện về hoàng tử và công chúa... Giáo viên kia thắc mắc: "Vậy có gì ko ổn?". Ko ổn là bài làm nó như thế này: hoàng tử và công chúa gặp nhau tại lâu đài, hoàng tử hỏi:"can u speak vietnamese?" công chúa trả lời:"sure" .Thế là cả bài văn nó toàn viết bằng tiếng việt hết!

Tiếng anh "giả cầy"
Một anh chàng học lỏm được một ít từ ngoại ngữ, bèn thử dùng kiến thức khá... non của mình để mời cô bạn gái đi chơi:

- I love You... rất nhiều, You đi chơi với I vào tối nay nhé? Lúc mấy giờ được nhỉ?


- Never - cô gái phản đối.


- Ok. Vậy đúng never hay never rưỡi

p0x tem ne` .Chuyện nè bùn cười ghê

cái này gọi là bày đặt đấy
thật ko thể hỉu nổi:16:

chán quá...
lần sau tim truyện buồn cười hơn nhé..
nhưng cũng thank 1 cái

After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.

His surprised wife asked:

- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:

- Today I got a Yellow card.

- So, did you want to get it?

- Of course not. The wife was upset:

- If you didn't want to get it why didn't you refuse it? But you did accept it, so now you are sad.

Dear Father,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ?an\'t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

After receiving his son\'s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

The young wife moved by her football player husband, said:

-Last night you held my head in your hands and fondled me. I didn't know that you were so much in love with me that you think of me even while you sleep.

The player was surprised.

- Oh, was that your head? I was dreaming and was surprised that my ball had suddenly grown such long hair.

* Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
* Witness: "July 15th."
* Lawyer: "What year?"
* Witness: "Every year."

* Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
* Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
* Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
* Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
* Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
* Witness: "'Winchester'!"


* Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
* Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
* Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
* Witness: "My name is Susan."


* Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
* Witness: "None."
* Lawyer: "Were there girls?"

:24::24::24:

FIRST KISS:zt:

At the end of their first date, a guy takes the girl home. Emboldened by the night, the guy decides to try for the first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Darling, how ’bout a good night kiss?” Horrified, she replies, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”

Him: “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”

Her: “No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”

Him: "Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!"

Her: “No way. It’s too risky!”

Him: “Oh please, please, I like you so much!”

Her: “No, no and no. I like you too, but I just can’t!”

Him: “Oh yes you can. Please?”

Her: No, no. I just can’t.”

Him: “I beg you....”

Suddenly, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, “Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down and do it. But for crying out loud, tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!”

haha.tức cười thế!rât m0ng bạn tiếp tuc p0st lên tiếp nhé!